Top 10 Short Job Descriptions

August 13, 2007 · Filed Under For the love of HR 

Like many people out there, I like Scott Adams and the Dilbert blog so it is no surprise that I found one of the funnier pieces of content from his readers. JobMob has compiled a list of 50 top short job descriptions and I’ll reprint the top ten:

  1. Help people hate each other: Divorce Lawyer
  2. Stand on a field and get yelled at for hours: Baseball Umpire
  3. Talk in other people’s sleep: College Professor
  4. Call people who know what they’re doing and ask them what they’re doing: Incident Manager
  5. Show people how beautiful the Earth would be without them: Mountain Landscape Photographer/Climber
  6. Make people feel bad about their work: Quality Assurance Tester
  7. Repeatedly fix what you repeatedly break: IT Director
  8. Clean up an animal that makes more money then me in a year: Assistant Horse Trainer
  9. Write words that no one wants to read: Technical Writer
  10. Make food that is as healthy before it goes in your body as when it comes back out: Fast Food Employee

My short description varies but I think it probably goes along the lines of “Helping people who ignore me do their job better.”

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